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A host of new drive through cash points is set to sweep through the country, and the national association of bankers has issued the following guidelines to ensure full, efficient use of this new system when it becomes operational in the new year:
1. Pull up to Automatic Drive Through Cash Machine
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number
4. Take cash, card and receipt
1. Pull up to Automatic Drive Through Cash Machine
2. Check makeup in rear view mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in handbag
5. Get out of car because you’re too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in handbag
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in handbag for old receipt with PIN number written on it.
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes
11. Hit “cancel”
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for deposit envelope
15. Look in handbag for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Sign cheques
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawa
l21. Get in car
22. Check make up
23. Look for keys.
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receip
t31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in cheque book
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in cheque book
35. Clear area in handbag for wallet and cheque book
36. Check makeup37. Put car in reverse gear
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles41. Release handbrake