Crazy Q & A
1) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
3) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man
beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue
would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
4) Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you
say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a
5). Manager: Sorry,but i can’t give u a job. I
don’t need much help.
Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just
the right person in this case. You see, I won’t
be of much help anyway!!
6). Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports
car around it.
7). Teacher: Desmond, your composition on
“My Dog” is exactly the same as your
brother’s. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
8). Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken.Call
Waiter: It’s no use. He won’t eat it either.
9). Diner: You’ll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don’t expect to walk there,
10). Husband: U know, wife, our son got his
brain from me.
Wife:I think he did, I’ve still got mine with me!
11). Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it within
three days, you can keep it.
12). Father: Your teacher says she finds it
impossible to teach you anything!
Son:That’s why I say she’s no good!